"Spit or Swallow?"

[Susanne Feigum]

Found these gems at http://www.deantudor.com/

Maybe you've heard these expressions. Appropriate at wine tastings
but outside of one, might get you arrested or at the least beaten up!

"Spit or swallow?"

"Stick your nose all the way in"

"She’s needs to open up a bit"

"I've had a '69 with my sister"

"My God! Check out the legs on that Blue Nun!"

"I keep Sherry on the rack in my cellar"

"I find the Italians flacid and the French hard"

"There are too many whites in this room"

"She caught me sneaking Helen Turley into the house"

"We're going to be doing it vertically"

"You have to pull it out slowly, otherwise
it’ll shoot all over the place!"

"Have you tasted Joseph Phelps?"

"I'm smelling leather right now"

"Me and the guys did a 10 year old Tawny, it was sweet"

"Mind if I check out your screwpull?"

"Ladies, any of you enjoying my Beaune?"

"Wow that really swelled up, can you stick it back in?"

"Let it glide across your tongue"

"I'm sorry Madame but your Pouilly-Fuisse is awfully dry"

[awmiller]

These are great!! I've got to add them to my list!!! hehehe!!!

[Serge Birbrair]

These are great!! I've got to add them to my list!!! hehehe!!!

which one is your favorite?

[awmiller]

"Stick your nose all the way in"

and...

"Let it glide across your tongue"


Ironically the last one was used at our wine tasting in Missouri!!!! I damn near choked on my drink!!! Hmmmm maybe that's why that lady in the room was giving me a wicked evil grin!!!

[Serge Birbrair]

"We're going to be doing it vertically"

is mine

[awmiller]

i'm always trying to perfect that one!!! hahaha!!