Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water....

[Susanne Feigum]

Joe the Plumber has a blog!!

Congratulations to Barack Obama. The American electorate has decided that he will be our next president. As I have stated, I will honor and support my president, but there will be no free ride. When President-Elect Obama takes office in January, his term of service to the American people begins. We wish our new president blessings of wisdom and good judgment, and we pray he hearkens to our voice if ever we feel our American Dream is being threatened. It will be a loud voice, so good luck trying to ignore it.

Since we have launched this website, tens of thousands of you have expressed your desire to join this movement. I am truly humbled by your support, your kind words of encouragement and your becoming a part of something that I believe we all feel can truly change the course of this country for the better.

For those of you just visiting this website, remember that real change in America will only begin if the backbone of this country becomes personally involved in demanding more from our elected officials, and by helping one another in times of need. This is our mission. This is our fight. This is our time to secure our American Dream.
SECUREOURDREAM.COM VERSION-2 COMING SOON -- THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!

And he's writing a book....

[Serge Birbrair]

Joe, I know you check referrals like every newbie blogger does to see who visits you and you will run into this message.
So you know, Serge Birbrair wishes you to go and fuck yourself in the ass with the broom with the splinters.

You were nobody, you are nobody and you will die as..nobody.

Carry on, plumber with no license.

[Richie Rich]

And he's writing a book....

Go for it. Everybody else does.

[Serge Birbrair]

Richie, will you buy it?

[Richie Rich]

F#%& No !

[Serge Birbrair]

Joe, Richie here was your ONLY hope

[J.K.Kalina]

And he's writing a book....

About WHAT!!????!!

[J.K.Kalina]

What's up with this line,
"and we pray he hearkens to our voice if ever we feel our American Dream is being threatened"

Who uses that word? What's wrong with "listens carefully"?

Joe, I didn't vote for Obama but if you're going to use words like "hearken", I will refuse to read your book and you will lose all your credibilty!

[Serge Birbrair]

How can he lose what he never had????

[J.K.Kalina]

That was sarcasm, Serge

[Susanne Feigum]

Joe the Plumber's ghost writer is Thomas Tabback, who has a website with similar odd biblical-like words here:

Welcome to the official website for Things Forgotten, the debut novel by Thomas Tabback that is captivating readers across the country. Here you will find information about the author, the ‘08 Book Tour, and discover the author’s personal insight about the unique challenges that went into writing this story.

After a traumatic experience, Bronx Police Officer Paul Kelly awakens in a hospital with no memory. His life and loved ones are all lost to him, but a specter from the past awakens him to an identity more than 3200 years ago. In a time when the heavens still touched the earth and man witnessed the might of God with plain eyes, there lived Nahar, son of Nahath, son of Reuel. Through Nahar's eyes, Paul is about to recall events that would forever change the world, for he dwelt in the Jordan Valley of Canaan, as a chosen people prepared to cross the river into their Promised Land.

Prepare for an incredible journey as Nahar sweeps you into the historical events of the Israelite Conquest of Canaan, and discover the mystery of Nahar’s connection with Paul.

oy oy oy....

Joe's book will be available December 1st and is being released directly into paperback, which doesn't say much for the hope of a lasting literary contribution beyond cashing in while Joe is hot.

[mikaele]

Joe the broom fuck did not even write that. Maybe he is writing a coloring book.
hahah

[Serge Birbrair]

Well, everybody is a writer, and here is my opus:

I would like to work together in an atmosphere of friendship and hope. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. Let's face it: Joe Plumber wonders why everyone hates him.

Apparently, he never stopped to think that maybe it's because I and Joe part company when it comes to the issue of ethnocentrism. He feels that he does the things he does "for the children" while I profess that it's really a tragedy that his goal in life is apparently to make things worse. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Thomas Tabback used it.

Thomas Tabback stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that a moonstruck spirit is precisely the wrong spirit in which to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of unilateralism. Let's remember that.

[Serge Birbrair]

I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Joe Plumber's insane shell games. To get immediately to the point, Joe is trying to use both overt and covert deceptions to tinker about with a lot of halfway prescriptions. His mission? To make a big deal out of nothing. So who's crazy? I, or all the chthonic yutzes who profess that human life is expendable? Before you answer, let me point out that he twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. Joe unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what he claims gives him the right to abridge our basic civil liberties. Anyway, that's it for this letter. Let Joe Plumber read it and weep.

[Serge Birbrair]

Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how you shouldn't take threats made by the worst kinds of raffish, irascible dopeheads I've ever seen too seriously. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against Joe Plumber and his subtle but mutinous attempts to substitute rumor and gossip for bona fide evidence. He keeps saying that he has achieved sainthood. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, if we are powerless to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that his op-ed pieces have become, it is because we have allowed Joe to stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. As I have tried to show in this letter, Joe Plumber's expositions are characterized by a preachy arrogance unbefitting to someone who knows so little. As long as you remember that, we may yet be able to end Joe's control over the minds and souls of countless people.

[Serge Birbrair]

...and I can add 20 gigs more in the next 60 minutes

[J.K.Kalina]

I've got it memorized.
Serge, I can't believe you wrote that, the grammar is correct and so is the spelling!!

[Serge Birbrair]

Eisenhut, I have my moments and spell checker just for "gotcha Fox media"!

Rather than engage in a point-by-point response to the textual interpretation of Joe Plumber's bons mots, I want to respond to the more general issue at hand. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that Joe's stingy prophecies are fraught with the gravest consequences. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. Joe coins polysyllabic neologisms to make his conclusions sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary.

[mikaele]

Imagine Joe watching his T.V. and sipping the beer of his choice and enjoying that pizza. I don't need a plumbing license now! Does he have an agent?
He doesn't even know who he is!
Just another asshole who thinks he is more American than me!

[Thomas]

The most important word in Joe's book will be "with." You'll find the word somewhere on the cover after the words "by Joe whathisname." After that it will say: WITH, followed by whomever they pay well enough to write the book.

Hearken to me; you heardeth here primarily.

[Vick]

That's funny, as I was reading the expert here from the Joe the Plumber blog was wondering who actually wrote the words

[Rick Korbel]

So why does eveyone hate Joe the Plumber?

[Serge Birbrair]

Rick, hate requires too much energy.
I don't hate the opportunist with no plumbing license who misrepresnted himself from the get go, owed taxes to IRS, and related to McCain's friend Mr. Keating.

P.S. what happened to your avatar?

[Rick Korbel]

I am looking for the right picture. People around the world will get an impression of me from that one picture. I want them to have an appropriate opinion. I have my reputation to consider. I'll will rotate pictures based on my mood of the day.

[Rick Korbel]

What do you think?